Smack to School Mixer

When: Sat, Sep 16, 2023 — doors at 6:15 p.m., first whistle at 7
Where: XL Sports World, 1016 Investment Blvd, Apex, NC 27502

Teams

Mathletes - Black Jerseys

  • Sapphic Jam (she/her) – #003
  • Starshine (they/them) – #12
  • Point Setta (she/her) – #1212
  • Rink Panther (they/he) – #18
  • Rolltron (she/her) – #1984
  • Yoko Homo (she/he/they) – #215
  • Darla (she/her) – #33
  • Cinnamon Roll (they/them) – #444
  • Beverly Crusher (she/her) – #47
  • Shirley Temper (they/she) – #56
  • Daisy Rage (she/her) – #66
  • Tyrannosaurus Hex (she/her) – #67
  • Stormy Heather (she/her) – #850
  • Skellator (she/her) – #997

Atheletes - White Jerseys

  • KO (they/them) – #10
  • Ash Whoopin (she/her) – #112
  • Devin (he/him) – #12
  • Blocka Yaga (she/her) – #1337
  • Cadaver Dog (she/her) – #16
  • Scaramander (she/her) – #177
  • Minor Thread (he/him) – #182
  • Piranha (she/her) – #22
  • Sequal (he/him) – #241
  • Tooth Fury (she/her) – #32
  • Slammy Hagar (she/her) – #54
  • Rugburn (they/them) – #888
  • Tenacious T (she/her) – #9
  • Razzberry Jam (they/she) – #97
  • Blackened Bluewing (she/her) – #999

Basics of Flat Track

Land Acknowledgement

Carolina Roller Derby wants to take a moment to acknowledge that we are gathered here today on stolen traditional land of native indigenous peoples. The Lumbee Tribe of North Carolina, Skaruhreh/Tuscarora Nation, and Catawba Indian Nation were forcibly removed from their ancestral lands that is now Apex, NC. As an organization that has benefitted from the forced removal of Indigenous Peoples, we commit to continuously educating ourselves on inclusive practices and elevating the voices of our Indigenous community members, on and off the track.

Sponsors and Volunteers

– Refs –

Refty Venture, No Bias Funke, Little Foot, Elastic, Doc

– Non Skating Officials –

Oxford Comma, Dash, Major Obviously, Frank Lloyd Wrong, Shake N’ Ache, Hannabearlecter, Marla Stringer, Honey Bader

Announcer: Rippi Longstocking | Photographer: Kerry Me to Hell

We'd like to thank our associated leagues RJR and Collision!

And a special shoutout to our sponsors, Cann-Do Wonders and Derby City Skates!

After Party

After the game, join us at the after party for an eat and greet at Brewster’s Pub! Enjoy some fine food, libations & meet your favorite skater or official at Brewster’s Pub on Lake Pine Drive. Brewster’s is Carolina’s go-to spot for post-scrimmage team-building, and we are so glad they are hosting us tonight. That’s Brewster’s Pub on Lake Pine Drive. We would love to see you there!