Love Hurts!

Carolina Roller Derby 2025 Season Opener

Date: Saturday, Feb. 8, 2025

Schedule:

  • 2:30 PM Gates
  • 3 PM Start

Location: Conlon Family Skatepark, 905 US-401, Raleigh, NC 27603

Please review our Fan Code of Conduct.

Teams

White Team – Sweet Tarts

  • #676 Squishy (she/her)
  • #99 Problems (she/her)
  • #18 Furious George (she/her)
  • #120 Oxford Coma (they/them)
  • #517 Selene (she/her)
  • #997 Skellator (she/her)
  • #117 Scarmander (she/her)
  • #111 Malice (she/her)
  • #67 Tyrannosaurus Hex (she/her)
  • #05 Shortcut (he/they)
Bench Coach: Thundercat

Black Team – Sour Patch Kids

  • #48 Aha Gabor (she/they)
  • #39 TechKnuckle Support (she/her)
  • #80 Skate-O Masochist (any pronouns)
  • #444 Cinnamon Roll (they/them)
  • #888 Rugburn (they/them)
  • #901 Screech (she/her)
  • #97 Razzberry Jam (she/they)
  • #47 Beverly Crusher (she/her)
  • #10 KO (they/them)
  • #642 Traumagotchi (she/her)

Bench Coach: Starshine

Basics of Flat Track Roller Derby

Volunteers & Sponsors

Announcer: Rippi Longstocking | Photographer: Kerry Me to Hell
Music: Mike Forno | EMTs: Ashley and Larry

Refs

  • Ash Whoopin’
  • Dani Banani
  • Savage
  • Sirius Hertz
  • Whack-youla

Non-skating Officials

  • Darth Molly
  • Elastic
  • LittleFoot
  • Roxy Sock’em
  • Tenacious T

Thank you to our associated leagues, Raleigh Junior Rollers and Collision!

Raleigh Junior Rollers
Collision Roller Derby Logo

And a special shoutout to our sponsors, Derby City Skates and Breakmark!

Derby City Skates Logo
Breakmark logo

Coming Up: 2025 Season Schedule

  • Feb 8 (Home): Home Teams Season Opener
  • April 5 (Home): CRD All Stars & Bootleggers vs. Twin Valleys, Home Teams Game
  • June 28-29 (Away): NC State Body Armor Games, Greensboro, NC
  • Aug. 2 (Home): Home Teams
  • Aug. 23 (Away): CRD All Stars & Bootleggers vs. Atlanta Roller Derby, Atlanta, GA
  • Sept. 13 (Home): CRD All Stars vs. Classic City, Bootleggers vs. Richland County Regulators
  • Oct. 18 (Home): Home Teams
  • Nov. 8 (Away): CRD All Stars & Bootleggers vs. Low Country High Rollers, Charleston, SC
  • Dec. 6 (Home): Home Teams

After Party

After the game, join us at the after party for an eat and greet at My Way Tavern! (522 St Marys St., Raleigh, NC 27605). Enjoy some fine food, libations & meet your favorite skater or official. We would love to see you there!